Tucked away between the glasses of whiskey and the gun-slingers at No Chance Saloon you will find Whoretta Synn's Craft Bordello offering a wide array of opportunities for you to add to your saddle bag of skills.

1. How to crochet/knit a bandana – Simple, quick, and voila no more sweat dripping in your eyes! Don't worry if you don't know how to knit or crochet because Whoretta Synn is skilled in very nearly all of the domestic arts!

2. How to pee standing up – Step Right Up Ladies and join the men at the urinals! You can learn in seconds! Drink lots of water before your lesson!

3. How to make a handbag from a bra – No longer need those tit-slings but find you have no place to hold your baccy? Well c'mere and let us show you how to turn lemons into lemonade. This is a BYOB (bring your own bra) workshop.

4. How to make a duct tape Gun sling – Come inside a boy and leave a man with your very own gun sling!

5. How to make a duct tape corset – Well you gotta have something to wear with that sling doncha? If you have an old t-shirt or top that you don't mind destroying bring it along to use as the lining of your corset.

6. How to make a bridal veil – simple, quick, and all you need for that Shotgun Wedding!

7. How to sabotage a relationship – This is a special workshop that is best used in conjuction with Whoretta Synn's Shotgun Wedding Shotgun Divorce services. This is not for everyone and requires highly developed mainey skills and more than a little bit of mad already in ya.