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Comparison for /2008 / Shotgun Wedding Shotgun Divorce of 2008-05-29 12:24:31 and 2008-06-26 09:50:48

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And if the duration of the event is still too much for some of you commitment phobes then we kindly offer the Shotgun Divorce service. Come by the Saloon with your Shotgun Wedding License in hand and tell the barman you want a Shotgun Divorce. Your license will be tore up and each of ya will chew on a half and then on our directive you'll spit that dang thing as doggone far as you can. Which ever one of ya spits* the farthest gets half of the other one's possessions**!
*In the interests of LNT, y'all gotta pick up your spit balls and chuck 'em in our bin!
**If you disagree with this judgement the barman can provide you with water pistols and the two of you can sort it out your dang selves.

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And if the duration of the event is still too much for some of you commitment phobes then we kindly offer the Shotgun Divorce service. Come by the Saloon with your Shotgun Wedding License in hand and tell the barman you want a Shotgun Divorce. Your license will be tore up and each of ya will chew on a half and then on our directive you'll spit that dang thing as doggone far as you can. Which ever one of ya spits the farthest gets half of the other one's possessions*!
*If you disagree with this judgement the barman can provide you with water pistols and the two of you can sort it out your dang selves.

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