Overheard at Nowhere 2008:
'Fucking Clowns!!'
Male Candy Raver in a full fur outfit with matching sunflower handbag
“ I'm not normally this camp”
Lost footwear
“Well if your left shoe was strobing I'm sure you would be able to find it “
During the big Friday night dust storm:
-"Dorothy, we're not in Kansas any more...”
-"Well, it sure tastes like Kansas!"
“Spaghetti... Get your spaghetti! The Cafe exploded and now we're serving it in the Middle of Nowhere!”
“Well, according to Indiana Jones, the smaller the scorpion the more you should worry. How big was your scorpion?”
“small”
“worry”
In Malfare:
“I have a sore throat. I asked for a throat lozenge but all they gave me was a cigarette!”
During the Saturday rain storm
“Help! Let us in!” (As an entire camp of Swiss people begged for refugee status at a nearby teepee)
At Werkhaus
-"God, I really, really hope someone's been feeding my cat"
At the Infodesk
-"Don't use the green duck — someone pissed on it."
In the Mud Pack
-"Oh, a photographer. Great, my colleagues in the office wanted a photo of me at Nowhere."
Written inside a toilet
“Jimbo blows goats”
“Tool depot chicks are hot”
At the gate
“Water is for my body, beer for my brain”
“I'm sorry, the girl scout camp is about 3 miles back up the road and to the left. You'll need to turn the car around.”
On the Crew Radio
-"Has anybody seen the Magic Eye? I can't find it."
-"Can you describe it? We don't understand what you are looking for."
-"It's an eye and it is magic."
-"Oh, OK. I'll look for it."
-"Hello, Gate? You requested some beer?"
-"Yes, this is the gate. We need cold beer."
-"Ok, we'll be sending that down. How about some lube too?
-Silence-
-"Gate? Hello? Was that beer and some lube? Hello? anyone there? Hello?..."
“Is anyone up at the saloon? If anyone's at the saloon can they find the drunken dick that's found a radio and take it off him before I come up there and kick his arse.”
